My morning
- Guy in suit : I think I should call help.
- Police Lady : Ain't nothing wrong with that bird
- Me : Hater, why would the bird lie to the po po
- Bird: Bitch you wasn't with me shooting at the gym!
WOW.
Earthquakes, like the one that struck in Christchurch, New Zealand yesterday, rank among the most devastating natural disasters, capable of leveling cities and causing extensive loss of life — largely because they are so unpredictable. On Sunday, however, less than 48 hours before the quake, 107 pilot whales beached themselves and died along the nation’s shores, a phenomenon that biologists have yet to fully understand. The proximity of the two events, in both time and location, have sent the Web in a frenzy over whether they are related — and whether strandings can provide precious foresight before disaster strikes.
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Well This Is Something You Don’t See Every Day of the Day: Helen Palmer Geisel would be proud: Angler Raphael Biagini bagged this massive 30lb goldfish — actually, an orange koi carp if you want to get all technical — while on a fishing trip in France.
From the Daily Mail:
It took Raphael Biagini ten minutes to reel the creature out of a lake in the south of France - moments after fellow anglers told him they had spent six years trying to snare the legendary ‘giant goldfish’.
Mr Biagini, pictured, said: ‘To begin with, we couldn’t tell what was at the end of the line, but we knew it was big.
‘The fish was a good fighter, but not enough to win.’
Following a quick prize shot, Biagini kindly returned the once-in-a-lifetime catch to the water.
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Well This Is Something You Don’t See Every Day of the Day: Helen Palmer Geisel would be proud: Angler Raphael Biagini bagged this massive 30lb goldfish — actually, an orange koi carp if you want to get all technical — while on a fishing trip in France.
From the Daily Mail:
It took Raphael Biagini ten minutes to reel the creature out of a lake in the south of France - moments after fellow anglers told him they had spent six years trying to snare the legendary ‘giant goldfish’.
Mr Biagini, pictured, said: ‘To begin with, we couldn’t tell what was at the end of the line, but we knew it was big.
‘The fish was a good fighter, but not enough to win.’
Following a quick prize shot, Biagini kindly returned the once-in-a-lifetime catch to the water.
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(Source: thedailywhat)
