Who sold him this #911 shirt with the twin towers in flames ?? I bet you he didn’t even buy that shirt in #America #tragedy #fashion (Taken with instagram)
My morning
- Guy in suit : I think I should call help.
- Police Lady : Ain't nothing wrong with that bird
- Me : Hater, why would the bird lie to the po po
- Bird: Bitch you wasn't with me shooting at the gym!
Shouts to #byanymeans @bamupdates @alreadyandretti @g5visions_Bam @royalnyc @feevaleo @datzhymn1 (Taken with instagram)
#hoodlife #wegettinpaperbyatches it’s raining #counterfeit … #sippin #cognac #lol #funny (Taken with instagram)
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.
By the way
Pregnant? Read my other blog:
http://notesfromthedeliveryroom.tumblr.com/
-ehretha:
